- Double Time
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By popular demand! A Sollux Captor fansong with Sollux<3Aradia undertones and some rather silly voice acting. More lighthearted than a lot of my other stuff.

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One of me is my enemy 
the other me is a pretty cool guy 
but I haven’t seen him around lately 
we don’t see eye to eye

There’s too much noise and too much spit 
but I think I’ve gotten the hang of it 
or at least I thought I did 
until you up and kicked the bucket 
(Wait! I mean… oh, f*ck it)

What do you see in him? What could I say 
to convince you not to hop his way? 
I’ve never been too good at the ebb and sway 
much prefer the electrical current

The bees are buzzing in my mind 
that double crossing and two-timing (get it?) 
prospectors pan shifting through sand 
searching for a golden nugget

Little brains build little bridges trying to connect, but I’m already on the other side, 
you’d know a lot about that, right? I’m twice the man as he is, I’ll work for you double-time

:D *SNARKY WHISTLE BREAK* :D

Would that be fine? Of course it’s fine.

Primarily, I’m primary 
though some may say I’m incomplete 
and should be in a jar 
label me “DO NOT EAT”

Hope has struck me in the face 
and with his ace of clubs he shoved me 
back into the race 
cause second place still wins a trophy

I might have overheated, now remind me how I died, was it my motherboard, or just my RAM? 
Now I’ve found a player two in you, I’m glad I fried, I’m using every second that I can 
of Double Time

Double trouble bursting bubbles 
Where you go I’ll follow 
Hollow-eyed and now I’m fine 
I’m only making up for lost time

Tick and tock and red and blue 
The colours and the sounds I never knew 
When they were all I saw 
Now sightless-eyed and empty-jawed

Double Time…

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 - Mary
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A Kanaya fansong, at the request of prupelallitraitor. These just keep getting more and more echoic…I might have a problem.

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look at all the many colors, so exquisitely embroidered, 
delicately and precisely sewn into a line 
organized in harmony, relationships so intricate 
how’d I ever come across a tapestry so fine?

but what is this? 
you’re burning holes in my stitching 
the colours bleeding into one big mess 
did you guess, I’d let this fabric fray?

I’m meddling with murderers who still deserve to pay for their insanity 
and though I’m one of them, I’m rarest of my kind, for many fell but only I arose 
it’s been so long, since I’ve seen the sun, who’s to say if the colours have faded? 
locked away so long, now jaded, left only to decay

I’m Mary. I feel like Mary in this dress. I’m Mary.

And virgin journeys lie before us, patient and inscrutable 
There’s clouds of visions, crowds of villains, mulling in withdrawal 
And who would make the sacrifice, who but I is suitable? 
who but the sharp dressed woman with a dull chainsaw?

I mean no insult, but I’m fed up 
It’s my fault, gave you the go ahead 
I’ve lost my way, my hopeful days 
are just as dead as I am

And failure on my part to intercede has now ironically 
or cosmically, like poetry, come in between our destiny 
and us but now there’s nothing left and nobody to meddle with 
to try and make it better, it’s unsettling, to mother nothing

Mightn’t I have seen this coming on the horizon? 
storms of green and orange, this world of monsters taking form 
but no, it is my place to simply fade away like wind 
like someone else that I could name that shouldn’t have been born

Of Mary. I feel like Mary in this dress. 
I’m Mary and I’ve nothing to confess 
but hear me, cause no-one else is left

I’m Mary…

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 - My Nightmare
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Wow got super inspired, so here’s a quick on the draw Tavrisprite fansong. more metaphorical than my fansongs usually are…

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LYRICS

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I’m gonna have a nightmare tonight 
I’m gonna be my nightmare tonight

You’re pretty picky, you’re a clique of one 
I’m right though, surely I’m not the only gun you’ve got loaded? 
How do you keep from gloating? 
You’re pretty tricky, did you pick that shade 
just to distract from the flash of the shining blade you’ve got hidden? 
Deep wounds overwritten

I had so many new friends to see 
so many possibilities 
now I couldn’t possibly feel worse 
I had so many fires left to nurse

In my nightmare tonight I’ll see giant leviathans 
breaking the water in half with their shining skin 
riding them laughing you’ll be in my nightmare tonight

In my nightmare tonight I’ll see beasts all stampeding 
your signia burned onto haunches still healing 
and leading the pack on their backs in my nightmare tonight 
You’ll be in my nightmare tonight, tonight…

You’re pretty ugly when you get down to it, 
combined, I’ve half a mind to just say screw it and break completely, 
or surrender so sweetly 
I thought I’d have a chance to be my own, 
free from the tyranny of your tarnished throne. 
Now I see that kingdom belongs to me, oh no…

I had so many irons in the fire 
so many brands and swords 
To their backsides I had even more 
So many plans on what they’re for

In my nightmare tonight, there’s volcanoes erupting 
A red hot web veining the land, it’s disgusting 
cracked mountains of madness, your hand in my nightmare tonight

In my nightmare tonight I’ll see me all consumed, 
and attempting to sing disharmonious tunes with you. 
Asynchronicity, I am in misery. I am in misery! 
What has been done to me? 
In my nightmare tonight (X4)

In my nightmare tonight I’ll see giant leviathans 
breaking the water in half with their shining skin 
riding them laughing you’ll be in my nightmare tonight 
you’ll be in my nightmare tonight

PhemieC - Furever
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Nepeta Filk for aikastarr, my 1500th follower! My inner shipper came out, so this is equal parts Nepeta<>Equius and Nepeta<3Karkat (It’s also not actually as depressing as the track art makes it look).

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We all have got a role to play 
the lioness she stalks her prey 
he’s bleeding in the tall grass, unaware his thrashing makes him easier to follow 
But when she gets him in her claws 
she’ll invite him in because 
her cave is not a home without him, just a hole that is lonely and hollow 

And can’t you see the writing on the wall is drawing us together? 
It’s written there in soot and ash and blood and that’s furever. 
And so if you are terrified, of what you hide, remember 
That I’m still on your side, and that’s furever…furever… 

We all have got a role to play 
You’ll be filling yours someday 
and I’ll be filling mine until then we’re killing time, hunting monsters in our minds 
and when I see you standing strong 
Pretending you don’t want to play along 
I’ll never make you blue (or make you pay) I’ll tackle you into a pile to unwind 

And can’t you see the writing on the wall is drawing us together? 
It’s written there in soot and ash and blood and that’s furever. 
And so if you have been denied, choke up your pride, remember 
That I am on your side, and that’s furever…furever…furever. 

I don’t have to argue, everybody knows you have issues, you lay your colors bare (in a manner of speaking) 
I’ll be there when you finally decide to bare your heart, it’s the part I want to share 

And I don’t have to argue, everybody knows you have issues, you wear them on your sleeves (so to speak) 
I’m not a thief, the only jewels that I need are your diamonds, and I find them following 

The bows and arrows, in your words 
The words behind your broken teeth 
The broken glass that’s under foot, and paw and hoof 
the high and low, whatever nonsense you believe 

The vast unknown laid out ahead, 
The tears and anger, good and bad 
The big adventure still at hand, and paw and whiskers. 
Grey, blue, red, whatever, I will understand! 

And can’t you see the writing on the wall is drawing us together? 
We’re written there in soot and ash and blood and that’s furever 
And so if I’ve been too discrete, let me repeat, remember 
That I’m still on your side, and that’s furever… furever… 

Furever. 

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 - Finally I've Flown
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Dead!Tavros filk with a little bit of GamTav and a whole lotta Peter Pan references. I apologize in advance for how depressing this is, Tavros gives me feelings. :\

Download at Soundcloud source.

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Say that you believe in faeries 
‘cause if you don’t I’ll never fly again 
falling down is not as scary 
as never finding confidence to stand

and now I guess, I’ll never know 
I’m in Neverland forever, I never will grow old 
and I’m leaving you lost boys and girls, alone 
and finally I’ve flown

I’m a hero in a land of treasure 
and a failure, in a body that’s all wrong 
I tried to measure up to this adventure 
to fantasize and make believe I’m strong

But if I give my all and still 
amount to nothing in the end, then I guess it was pretend 
when I thought that I could help protect my friends 
and with my lance I’ll charge 
into the morning, look for me by the 
light of the second star

I used to feel so small and wary 
but maybe growing up means many things 
So say that you believe in faeries 
cause really, they’re just miracles with wings

And if you miss me, let me go 
you can kiss me but my body will eventually grow cold 
but you can dream of me and I will let you know

that I am fine here 
I am not alone 
and I can fly here 
Finally I’ve flown

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PhemieC - Ugly Story
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This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip 
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit 
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules 
but when have angels ever helped me yet? 
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares 
but then I guess I bored them both to death 
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces 
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive 
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried 
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills 
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked 
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story 
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship 
I am a prince and I live in a ship

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EDIT: Tabs can now be found here. 

PhemieC - Little Clown
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Had a toy piano in my posession for a few days, so I figured the only logical course of action was to make creepy, experimental Sober!Gamzee filk. Download at SoundCloud source.

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LYRICS

what did you do, little clown? 
from his neck the walls are bleeding brown 
soon the blue to follow, then the green 
last will be the brightest red you’ve seen 
brightest red you’ve ever seen

I rotted little holes in all my flaws 
I and also I will be your gods 
tear down the lies, little trolls 
now I see the flaws I see the holes 
I see the flaws I see the holes

did you forget I was here? 
everything you never thought to fear 
did you mistake me for tame? 
brother, things will never be the same 
things will never be the same 

I am the bard, I sing of rage 
I sing of rage 
I sing 
I sang it to the heir, the rogue and page 
the rogue and page 
page 
page…

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:)

Made of Death up again for download.

Soundcloud download allowance ran out so I have also uploaded it to Muziboo for everyone who was asking. :)  

And now a nonsense gif to get people’s attention.

 - Made of Death
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Oh geeze. A while ago I wanted to enter the homestuck music contest, then I realized the type of music I make and the type of music Hussie likes are, to put it lightly, not very similar. But I still had the idea for Aradia and all her clones singing an Andrews Sisters style, creepy accapella thing so I…made a rough of it anyway. 

Yeah…not sure why I’m sharing except if I weren’t me I’d want me to post it. Unfortunately I am me, so…dang.