
I found your quadrant, boys.
And now, a sonnet….
What link glows b100 and draws the clicking hand,
What mystery and death await me here,
Beyond the crying clown and equine band,
saluting the return of one so dear,
Hark, the beast it speaks with scrambled verses!
No longer shade confined; nor fridge contained.
Proving his delight with anxious curses,
perspiring whilst he flexes, muscles veined.
And here at last, my ship is not ignored!
For what was once impossible now floats!
(Dear DirkJake fans, jump ship and come aboard
The STRONGEST and most humorous of boats.)
And never did I think this would exist;
An update that revives my Equius.
Thank you.
Okay no I lied I DO have something to say about the update.
If Rufioh and Jake think Horuss and Dirk are too clingy, then the ponyboys should just cut out the stupid middlemen and make it happen.
Dirkuss; next best thing to Dirkquius, y/y?

Pony Is the perfect song for any ship involving Zahhaks ever and no one can convince me otherwise.
I’ve never actually gotten the question before! Hm, uh…
Gamzee/Tavros: OTP, probably? idk they’re cute
Dirk/Equius: not enough of this GET ON IT FANDOM
Eridan/Sollux: They’re just both huge dorks I want them to be snarky bitches with eachother
W/E IDGAF FIGHT ME

I ship these two slightly less ironically than I’d like to admit.
They were made for each other. Except that I think Dirk would be slightly disappointed at how firm Eq’s butt is. His plush rump needs would just not be met. So every once and a while he’ll just come up and pat it, sighing sadly.
Tacitpact, oh Tacitpact. Let me count the ways…
You and I need to make this the number one ship of all time, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN.