creasepieces:

I found your quadrant, boys.

creasepieces:

I found your quadrant, boys.

And now, a sonnet….

What link glows b100 and draws the clicking hand,

What mystery and death await me here,

Beyond the crying clown and equine band,

saluting the return of one so dear,

Hark, the beast it speaks with scrambled verses!

No longer shade confined; nor fridge contained.

Proving his delight with anxious curses,

perspiring whilst he flexes, muscles veined.

And here at last, my ship is not ignored!

For what was once impossible now floats!

(Dear DirkJake fans, jump ship and come aboard

The STRONGEST and most humorous of boats.)

And never did I think this would exist;

An update that revives my Equius. 

Thank you.

Okay no I lied I DO have something to say about the update.

If Rufioh and Jake think Horuss and Dirk are too clingy, then the ponyboys should just cut out the stupid middlemen and make it happen.

Dirkuss; next best thing to Dirkquius, y/y?

do you think pony by ginuwine would be a good song for the nacho ship
Anonymous

Pony Is the perfect song for any ship involving Zahhaks ever and no one can convince me otherwise.

I know you must get this question a lot, but top three favorite HS Male Pairings? I'm a big fan of Dave x John or John x Karkat. If you don't like the boys then just top three HS Pairings overall? :D
Anonymous

I’ve never actually gotten the question before! Hm, uh…

Gamzee/Tavros: OTP, probably? idk they’re cute

Dirk/Equius: not enough of this GET ON IT FANDOM

Eridan/Sollux: They’re just both huge dorks I want them to be snarky bitches with eachother

W/E IDGAF FIGHT ME

fleinne:

…uh.

Yes.

fleinne:

uh.

Yes.

triptrippy:

good evening tumblr i now present two buff guys in sweaty wifebeaters 

A+

triptrippy:

good evening tumblr i now present two buff guys in sweaty wifebeaters 

A+

tacitpact:

I ship these two slightly less ironically than I’d like to admit.
They were made for each other. Except that I think Dirk would be slightly disappointed at how firm Eq’s butt is. His plush rump needs would just not be met. So every once and a while he’ll just come up and pat it, sighing sadly. 

Tacitpact, oh Tacitpact. Let me count the ways…
You and I need to make this the number one ship of all time, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN.

tacitpact:

I ship these two slightly less ironically than I’d like to admit.

They were made for each other. Except that I think Dirk would be slightly disappointed at how firm Eq’s butt is. His plush rump needs would just not be met. So every once and a while he’ll just come up and pat it, sighing sadly. 

Tacitpact, oh Tacitpact. Let me count the ways…

You and I need to make this the number one ship of all time, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Your Love Is So STRONG - A Dirkquius fanmix.

A pretty eclectic mix of sexy, funny and “serious” (see: Ironic) songs. :P Thanks to Manisoke for assisting in it’s creation.

DOWNLOAD VIA MEDIAFIRE

Enjoy.

I made a second Dirkquius fanmix

0______________________0 what the hell is wrong with me.

I didn’t even really intend to so how did I find so many great songs that work so well wtf?

Anybody want it?