"Some are born gross, some achieve grossness, and some have grossness thrust upon them."
i literally did that exact thing last week
it’s so smelly in there and people walk up and try to sell me body butter and I’m like no pleASE IM SO SORRY NO OH GOD EVERYTHING IS GREASY AND SMELLS LIKE FLOWER FARTS I JUST WANT TO BUY HER A GIFTCARD OH GOD
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
yeah same, i srsly dont get it especially cuz its not like the blogs they’re suggesting have paid for tumblr to advertise…i guess it’s just a feature they thought would be cool but more often than not it’s annoying haha
woah fantastic! I’m glad to hear about tumblr suggestions working for once. :o
forrest gump // frank ocean
My fingertips and my lips
They burn from the cigarettes, Forrest Gump
You run my mind, boy
Noted American philosopher and philanthropist Alfred Matthew Yankovic has just released what is certain to become the summer jam of 2014. It’s awight.
OKAY BUT HE DID A PARODY OF “HAPPY” CALLED “TACKY” AND IT DESERVES TO BE WATCHED