Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it
She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks
Marketland - Lemon Demon
It is difficult to bear what happened here. You walked out of the Fade and our soldiers found you. The only one to have escaped a blast that killed thousands. And you have no idea how you survived?
At this moment, you are the only threat I see.
(i was actually wanting to write some fic about my DA kid OC’s and that submission just pushed me over the edge with it’s fantasticness I’m doin it, yo)
((Hi I saw your OCs and I just got really wanted to write celleste and pearl. I hope thats ok and you like this))
It all started when Celleste was browsing the bows of the weapon smith. After earning quite a bit from the random jobs she did around Amaranthine she decided to splurge a little and buy a new bow. It was a beautifully crafted white Sylvanwood bow, with a bowstring that hummed like the string of a lute with the touch of a finger and had just the right resistance when she pulled back on it. When she reached for her coin purse, however, she found it to be gone. Frown marks wrinkled her face as she tried to recall when she could have lost it. She had put on her armor in the morning after getting up, and tied it around her belt when Pearl………Pearl that was it! The rouge must have stolen it this morning. Celeste put down the bow and half ran out the door. After almost slamming the door clear off it’s hinges, Celleste saw a blur out of the corner of her eye. She turned just in time to see Pearl turning round a corner onto the next street over. Without a moments pause, Celleste sprinted in the same direction, trying to catch up to the other woman, who already turned down an alleyway. With an attention to detail only a master archer could have, Celleste scanned the alley to see if anything could assist with her pursuit. Spotting a latter to the roof, she quickly climbed it and ran towards the alley she saw Pearl duck into. Jumping onto another roof, Celleste spotted the rouge making her way down the cobble-stoned alleyway, Celleste’s coin purse in hand. Despite being a much faster runner, Pearl could hardly shake the archer as she ran through the alleyway, running in the opposite direction than Celleste’s room jumping shenanigans. Determined to lose her, Pearl hardly noticed when she ran into a dead end. Celleste jumped off the room and onto the street with the agile and grace of a gymnast. Celleste stalked toward the rouge, trapping her in a corner with no where to run. Pearl quickly devised a plan of escape and prepared to jump over the elven archer. Celleste, seeing Pearl’s leg muscles tighten, quickly drew her bow while Pearl jumped into the air. She aimed and fired a shot, and directly hit the coin purse, knocking it out of Pearl’s hand and onto a nearby wall. Celleste gracefully walked over to her coin purse and retrieved the arrow from it. After checking to see if it still held her money, it did, thankfully, and she quickly retied it to her belt.
"Looks like you got me" Pearl said, in between deep breaths, smirking at the archer.
"Why in the Maker’s name would you-" Celleste said before being interrupted by another pair of lips on her. Pearl’s lips were surprisingly soft, and Celleste almost melted into her. Pearl was very skilled and when Pearl abruptly ended the kiss, Celleste was both disappointed and confused until she saw her coin purse once again in Pearl’s grasp.
"Falling for the same trick again, love?" Pearl practically purred at her before taking off again. Celleste almost smiled. Looks like the chase was on again.
THAT WAS SO GREAT AHHHHH
i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video
im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob
Wowwwww I love this so much
Let’s play a game.
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You: YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WATCHED MAMBOSTUCK THOUGH
Also: also he’s canonically queer so…
What: what a choice album
When: when they do this i always call them pillcats
Why: why haven’t I lost followers yet
How: how can i get this to stop
Look: look at my choices
because: because dang it made a good night even better
Never: never gets old
Dont get me wrong, I greatly enjoyed Dragon Age (One of the only games I played thru twice) but theres a huge part of me that absolutely feels that the ending of 2 was god awful, terrible, and made me feel as tho all of my choices were for nothing. I was left wishing they had pushed more of the original RPG elements the first game had and Im hesitant to play this new game because of it. Your thoughts or have any knowledge of this next chapter could redeem my initial enjoyment?
I’m not sure, DA2 ended on a pretty depressing note but then again Dragon age has always called itself a “dark” fantasy…idk I don’t think dragon age is a series that’s much into “happy endings” so to speak. :\
I romanced him with my femshep after I figured out Jack wasn’t down so obvs I think he’s pretty great. I like his design, he’s cool, renegade vigilantes with growly voices are always fun, esp if they are socially/romantically awkward haha.
Companion lineup for the anon in my inbox. (From left to right.)
Cullen. Viv. Varric. Cole. Solas. Cassandra. Iron Bull. Dorian. Leliana. (?) Sera. Cutie Scribe Lady. Mustache Rides.
And since you wanted to know who Cole was, he’s this neat sorta ghost guy from Asunder. He’s a rogue/mage combo and still pretty mysterious when it comes down to it. (I suggest reading Asunder if you can, it’s actually pretty gr8.)