phemiec:

"Some are born gross, some achieve grossness, and some have grossness thrust upon them."

Kids {x} Alternia Trolls {x} Beforus Trolls {x}

I can just see you walking into lush and being like "I'M ONLY HERE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND SORRY"
Anonymous

i literally did that exact thing last week

it’s so smelly in there and people walk up and try to sell me body butter and I’m like no pleASE IM SO SORRY NO OH GOD EVERYTHING IS GREASY AND SMELLS LIKE FLOWER FARTS I JUST WANT TO BUY HER A GIFTCARD OH GOD

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

I kinda resent suggested posts/blogs whenever I have them pop up. Even if I would like their content... I don't like that they're offering it to me without me really okaying it. Like a stranger dropping chocolate on your bed, then leaving.
Anonymous

yeah same, i srsly dont get it especially cuz its not like the blogs they’re suggesting have paid for tumblr to advertise…i guess it’s just a feature they thought would be cool but more often than not it’s annoying haha

I arrived on the wings of tumblr suggestions. I was not disappointed. Your art is really cool.

woah fantastic! I’m glad to hear about tumblr suggestions working for once. :o

Frank Ocean - Forrest Gump
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drivearoundtunes:

forrest gump // frank ocean

My fingertips and my lips
They burn from the cigarettes, Forrest Gump
You run my mind, boy

blueskyesartic:

lazydad:

Noted American philosopher and philanthropist Alfred Matthew Yankovic has just released what is certain to become the summer jam of 2014. It’s awight.

OKAY BUT HE DID A PARODY OF “HAPPY” CALLED “TACKY” AND IT DESERVES TO BE WATCHED

Neil Cicierega - Space Monkey Mafia
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fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here

fullten:

iampunkassbetch:

You know what to do, internet.

News story about him here